January 2010
89 posts
I just want to wake up & stop feeling dead.
via my friend Doug (staythefuckalive)
I think Tom2’s girlfriend is pregnant. I am dead.
“I didn’t think it was a bad idea, I just couldn’t figure out how to...”
Meg: Also, I have a new life plan. I’m marrying an outlaw biker.
Paul: Like the outlaws specifically, or any bike gang?
Meg: Any bike gang, thinking about the Mongols.
Paul: I wholeheartedly endorse this. make sure you document the entire thing on Twitter.
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tongue thrusting again; I refuse to get used to this.
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